>> like a few years ago i got booked at a christian college in missouri and the show was in this giant gymnasium and there was a 30-foot crucifix on the wall. and i thought that was funny. i was thinking what if jesus were there. what would he say? "use the elliptical." i hope that's not offensive. >> stephen: not at all, not at all. not to me. >> because i think about jesus a lot. i went to, you know, catholic school, and they teach you when you're so young-- you're, like, seven, and they're like, "there's this guy jesus and he loves you, and you love him, too, right?" and you're like, "wait, do i know this guy." and they're like, "there was this guy jesus and he loves everybody and a long time ago he died but it's not totally your fault, don't be scared and sad, because he's in heaven and there's the other person the holy spirit, who nobody understands and there's a cluster staring at awe all the time." it's odd. >> stephen: yeah, yeah.